Whom Says So?_It is a title of book by Galvin Trillin.

As far as I’m concerned, “whom” is a word that was invented 
to make everyone sound like a butler._Calvin Trillin (b. 1935), U.S. journalist, author. 
 

 Name is the game!

It has been suggested that people should name their children according to their occupation. For instance:

Lawyer's daughter: Sue

Thief's son: Rob

Lawyer's son: Will

Doctor's son: Bill

Hair stylist's son: Bob

Homeopathic doctor's son: Herb

Justice of the peace's daughter: Mary

Sound stage technician's son: Mike

Gambler's daughter: Bette

Iron worker's son: Rusty

Sweeper's son: Dustin

TV star's daughter: Emmy

Movie star's son: Oscar

(Author unknown)
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 Management Lessons

A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground in a large field. While it was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on  it. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it 
began to revive and felt how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him!

Management Lessons
1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy.
2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.
3) And when you're in deep shit, keep your mouth shut!
(Author unknown)

What's the Secret of Success?

"Takes pain," said the window.
"Keep cool," said the ice.
"Drive hard," said the hammer.
"Be up to date," said the calender.
"Never be led," said the pencil.
"Be sharp," said the knife.
"Make light around you," said the fire.
"Stick to it," said the glue.
"Be bright," said the lamp.

"I believe in you."
"I want you."
"I feel safe with you."

Words that women love to hear:

"I cherish you."
"I need you."
"I adore you."

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