A life insurance organizer
told his young newly recruited agent that if he succeeds in selling a life
insurance policy to Mr. Humpty Dumpty, he will give him a reward of $ 100/-
in addition to regular commission. The organizer had been trying to sell
Mr. Dumpty who always refused, as he preferred to save his money in a bank.
After a few days the young
agent reported very happily that he has been able to sell a policy to Mr.
Dumpty. His boss was very happy and asked " That is great but how did you
do that?'"
"Oh, I sent a valentine card
to his daughter Rolly Polly and she helped me in convincing her father
to go for life insurance" replied the young agent.
His boss immediately took out
a $ 100 bill after seeing the record and said, "Here is your reward."
Touched by the spontaneous
appreciation of his boss the young agent said: "You know boss, what I am
gonna do with this bill? I am going to frame it and hang it on wall in
my office as a memento of my achievement".
The boss said:" In that case
let me give you a check instead of that bill."
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Birthday
Gift
This couple is getting on
in years, so the husband thinks,
"I'll buy my wife a cemetery
plot for her birthday."
Well, you can imagine her
disappointment.
The next year, her birthday
rolls around again and he doesn't
get her anything.
She says, "Why didn't you
get me a birthday present?"
He says, "You didn't use what
I got you last year!"
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Little Johnny
A new teacher was trying to
make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, Everyone
who thinks you're stupid, stand up!"
After a few seconds, Little
Johnny stood up.
The teacher said, "Do you
think you're stupid, Little Johnny?
"No, ma'am, but I hate to
see you standing there all by yourself!"
. _From email of IMRAN
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Driving our family
to a new restaurant, the wife took several
wrong turns. When she finally
found the right road, she asked
her husband, "Why didn't you
tell me I was lost?"
"I thought you knew where you
were going," he replied. "You
always know where you're going
when I'm driving."
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Death and Taxes
A businessman on his deathbed
called
his friend and said, "Bill,
I want you
to promise me that when I
die you will
have my remains cremated."
"And what," his friend asked,
"do you
want me to do with your ashes?"
The businessman said, "Just
put them in
an envelope and mail them
to the Internal
Revenue Service and write
on the envelope,
Now you have everything. "
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