Tom wanted loan
for a tour of Europe for six months. His bank refused though Tom had done
business with them for years. He went to another bank and got the loan
Then he bought a five pound fish, had it wrapped, put it in a safe deposit
box at the first bank and went on his tour joyfully
for six months.
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Dad came to breakfast
table with a newspaper in his hand. " Tom, dear bring my reading glasses",
he told his elder son. His younger 5
years old son Johnny asked,"
Why do you send me to school".
Sipping coffee his father replied,
"So that you may learn to read and write"
Johnny asked wonderingly, "
But if Reading Glasses help us to read, why go to the school?"
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A new author sent his book
to a senior author whom he had met at a party. "How did you like my book."
He asked the senior when they
met again. The senior said, "Oh, you have written a wonderful book. I take
it to my bed every night and it
makes me sleep within a moment.
It has cured my insomnia!"
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Bob bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas.
A friend of his said, "I thought she wanted one of those sporty
4-Wheel drive vehicles."
"She did," Bob replied. "But where in the world was I gonna
find a fake Jeep?"
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Crkicket
People in England, Australia,
South Africa, India
Sri Lanka and Pakistan are
crazy about cricket. In the
subcontinent emotions run
high when India plays Paistan.
But since the Indian team
often loses, the Indian Government
decided that the India will
not play any tournament
where Pakistan plays.
Pakistan's Cricket Board's
chief was talking on phone to
his counterpart in Delhi.
He was trying to convince him to
send the Indian team on a
tour of Pakistan. The Indian
cricket chief was saying;
"I am convinced. The tour of
Indian team to Pakistan will
be very good for both the
teams as well as the nations. But
I do not know how to Convince
my Government!"
Pakistani chief asked; "Is
there anything we can do to help
you convince them?"
With a sigh the Indian chief
said; "Yes. There might be.
Would you agree to let us
select all the neutral umpires!
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