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Truth, Sir, is a cow, which will yield such people no more milk, and so they are gone to milk the bull. _ Samuel Johnson (1709-84), English author. |
| One liners that speak volumes!
1. Truth exists, only falsehood has to be invented. _George Braque 2. Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more. _James Stephen 3. To get along, go along. _Sam Rayburn (1882-1961) |
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can kick a barn down, but it takes a carpenter to build one. _Sam
Rayburn (1882-1961)
5. I am only a
public entertainer, who has understood his time.
6. Anger is one letter short of danger. Greatest remedy for anger is delay. _Source Unknown |
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The parish priest was making rounds of his neighborhood when he stopped by Jones House and Knocked on the door. A little 5-year-old boy opened the door. Seeing the priest he called to his dad, "Hey, Dad! That guy that works for God is here!" |
There was a ship wreck in high seas. Only four persons survived and rushed to get on a life boat. Besides the German captain, there was one German, a Frenchman and a Pole. The captain said to the men. "I am sorry. This boat can accommodate only three men otherwise it will sink. Therefore one of you will have to leave. I want to be fair to all of you. Therefore, I will ask each of you one question. The person who can't give correct answer will have to be left. The men agreed. So the captain asked the German. " Can you name the ship that went down causing the loss of highest number of lives?" "Sure, it was Titanic". Replied the German. Captain nodded approval and turned to Frenchman and asked "How many persons lost their lives in the titanic disaster?" The Frenchman said," 3,286". "Correct. There will be another round of questions if you too reply the question correctly." He told the Polish fellow. The Pole said, ."OK. What is the question"? "What were the names of all those people who drowned with the Titanic and lost their lives? |
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Appalachian Humor: "Here's the Cure" smartlistgal@mailcity.com A little boy came back from
a program down at the school with two black eyes. His mother asked what
happened to him. "Well, this woman in front of me stood up and she
had her dress caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She got mad and
hit me in my right eye."
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