"It takes less time to do things right that to explain why you did it wrong." -- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Insurance 

A lawyer and an engineer were fishing in the Caribbean.

The lawyer said, "I'm here because my house burned down, and
all I owned was destroyed by the fire. The insurance company
paid for everything and I'm using some of the insurance
money for this trip."

"That's quite a coincidence," said the engineer. "I'm here
because my house and all my belongings were destroyed by a
flood, and my insurance company also paid for everything."

The lawyer looked confused... "How do you start a flood?"
 

 
Two and Three!
Hamid and his newly wed bride had shifted in a flat in DHS.
One day his wife told him  very excitedly as soon as returned 
home from his shop: "I have great news Hamid. Soon, we're 
going to be three in this house instead of two."

Hamid rushed over to her, smiling from ear to ear, took her
in his arms and expressed great joy.

"Oh, I'm so happy you feel this way since tomorrow morning my
mother is moving in with us!" she said.
 

From Afghanistan

Two Afghan construction workers were working in the field 
to build an airport for Northern Alliance. An American 
foreman was supervising their work. 

The workers found three hand grenades. Their foreman asked 
them to to take that to the Military Post. 

"OK. But suppose if one of them explodes before we get 
there?" asks one worker

His foreman replied "Don't worry about it, I will  tell 
them we only found two." 

Cricketer

Nasser was going to play his first cricket test match. 
As he started to walk to take his turn one of the 
spectators Said : "Be careful!. I have a bet on you" 

Nasser tried to smile and said: "I hope I won't be 
out for a duck"

The spectator replied back. "Yeah. You get out  on a 
duck and I 'd win my bet" 

Walking Economy

The Finance Minister had appointed a very senior and able
economist as Financial Advisor on a fat monthly salary. 
It was expected that he would come up with practical 
solutions to help solve serious economic problems.

After several months the exasperated ecnomist told the
minister, "I am sorry. Our problems are so grave and 
complex that I can't solve them."

"But why? You have got such long experience. Everybody
calls you walking economy" Enquired the minister. 

"Well Sir. The problems of this ministry are so bad that
I have developed depression. My hair line is in recession, 
my stomach remains a victim of inflation, and net worth 
of my abilities has devalued."