Favorite Dishes of the Policitcians

George W. Bush would love to eat liver of Bin Laden fried in Taliban oil cooked by Pervaiz Musharraf. Benazir tried in vain to convince him that she could cook better!

Bill Clinto loves half cooked dishes served by Monica Lewinsky!

Rumsfield is fond of Afghan dishes cooked by Northern Alliance out of dead meat of Taliban Mujahideen.

Vijapai loves to read the stories of Dracula and suck the blood of Kashmiries.  Advani loves that too but also loves raw heart and kidneys of dead Kashmiris. Goeroge Fernesdes sends his army jawans to cross border to hunt down and bring meat of Pakistani peasants. 

Arian Shron and his cabinet practice cannibalism and eat raw
Flesh of Palestanians at breakfast lunch and dinner.

Yassir Arafat cant digest his food without offering Fateha over dead bodies of innocent civilians killed by Hamas and also Israelis soldiers.

Saddam Husain is heavy drinker of the blood of Iraqis who
want restoration of  democracy.

Russian President Putin loves Broast of roasted Chechan freedom fighters.

Perviaz Musharraf loves to eat all Pakistani dishes but with 
with American salt. Maulan Fazlur Rehman thinks that American salt is injurious to faith. 

Qazi Husain Ahmaed  is trying to invent Islamic salt to make Pakistani Dishes halal. 

Finance Advisor ---- learned his cooking in Washington and can't digest his food without giving daily doze of heavy purgatives to Pakistnis.

Pakistani economic advisors are accustomed to calling Chicken Salad to chicken shit.

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